So as I was sitting in my house, innocent as can be, I hear this loud thump on my window. I would’ve passed it off as the voices in my head again if it wasn’t for the loud “chirp!” accompanying it (the voices in my head stopped chirping since I started taking the pink pills).

A little bird had run into my window and died. That Windex commercial suddenly isn’t so funny anymore…

(oh, and when it hit the window, I screamed a semi-manly scream: yeeorgh!)