I wish I could be cool and write in all lowercase, but I can’t. It makes me feel like a trendfollower.

I want to get out of San Diego for college, but my parents are being Asian (see: anal retentive) about it. They insist that if I go away for college I’ll never be able to pay for it and that I’ll be thousands of dollars and debt and that I’ll end up homeless hairless limbless and dead in front of a supermarket.

They’re probably right. I don’t care. I want to get out of here.