Real name:

Chau. Doesn’t like being called “chow”.

Age:

Seventeen. And a half. I’m older than I look, honest! Please go out with me.

Hobbies:

Writing, whining, complaining, and eating big bowls of cereal.

Cuteness:

On a scale from 1 to Cute, I’m about a three.

Name if he was a girl:

Probably #3. My parents were real tired of girls by the time they had me.

Sisters:

Three. THREE. Three sisters is the surefire solution to an odd boy who writes in online diaries.

Parents:

THREE. No wait, two.