My standup comedy routine will one day include this act:
(note: you may have to be mildly asian to get this)
Me: I’d like to introduce you all to the director of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon… er, excuse me sir, what’s your name?
Ang Lee: Ang Lee.
Me: I’m sorry?
Ang Lee: Ang Lee.
Me: No no, sir, your name.
Ang Lee: Ang Lee!
Me: Sir, I’m sorry if you’re feeling angry, but please, your name.
Ang Lee: I’M GETTING ANGLY!
*cough*
