Last night, I ate a bunch of pizza and drank a load of way-too-sugary ice tea, and afterwards collapsed on my bed. I was telling myself to brush my teeth since my mouth felt so gross, but I was so tired I just zonked out.

I had a dream where my mouth was covered in pulsating black and yellow masses that couldn’t be chipped off with a chisel.

My mom was wondering why I brushed my teeth twice this morning.