At some point in their life, every person should write a fairly lengthy book. Just to find out, you know? Your writing is a better photograph than any camera can take, the best part being that the framing is easily perfected.

Most stories start out like morning hair, which is why most people never bother to go back and work them through. You look at it in the mirror and let out a little pittering sigh, wondering how you could possibly have hoisted yourself above the rank of “as sexy as exposed intestines”. But then, you take your shower, brush it down, work your palmfuls of gel through it, and you know what? It’s not so bad after all. Pretty decent, actually. Hell, the girl might even notice you today.

So, give it a try sometime. After a while, you’d be surprised at what looks back at you.