While engaging in my daily ritual of Scavenge Through The Cupboards For Edible Organic Matter, I came upon this rather depressing little package:

See it? No? Let’s examine it a little closer to discover why this noodle bowl (a.k.a. premature death bucket) is such a downer:

*sobs* Please don’t eat me! I look too vacant to die!

Seriously, is that not the saddest food advertisement you’ve ever seen? The Asian characters below must be saying: “Now, filled with depressingly stupid, preservative laced chicken bits! Nothing intelligent died to make this food!”

Of course I ate it. Tasted surprisingly close to actual chicken powder on strips of cardboard.