So the Blockbuster job is shot, as is Barnes & Noble– all signs currently point to me workin’ at Starbucks. It’s an unbelievable relief to secure some sort of income, relief comparable to something like passing gas at a funeral and thankfully no one notices, or like the third time you lose your virginity. Really, it’s been quite a strenuous two weeks looking for a job, as best described by the following diagram:

In apology for the above drawing, I also added a listen-to thingie below. Heeheehee!